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Stalling getting dinner ready. Stalling on my Sunday workout. Sick of reminding my son to do his homework. On here and noone else is.
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04.05.09, 02:35 PM Flag ]
- Went to church with the family, did my workout (got a nice bj in the sauna), went hiking with the kids, and now dinner will soon be ready. Life is good!
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  04.05.09, 02:38 PM Flag
  - Interesting sauna experience. Am jealous. What gym were you in?
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    04.05.09, 02:43 PM Flag
    - NYSC.
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      04.05.09, 02:50 PM Flag
      - Stranger, acquaintance or significant other?
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        04.05.09, 02:54 PM Flag
        
        Stranger. Now a new friend. ;)
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        04.05.09, 02:56 PM Flag
        
        How often do you have the full sauna experience? Are you gay? bi?
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        04.05.09, 02:59 PM Flag
        
        Nah. Straight. Usually every time I work out, actually. But I admit, there are some off days too.
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        04.05.09, 03:00 PM Flag
        
        I'm always amazed by the variety of different mens' sex drives. You sound to be on the higher testerone end.
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        04.05.09, 03:01 PM Flag
        
        ^^ testosterone
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        04.05.09, 03:01 PM Flag
        
        Yeah, well ... I need to jerk it at least twice a day. Three times if DW doesn't cooperate in bed.
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        04.05.09, 03:03 PM Flag
        
        I would think you were my friend, but he doesn't go to church. lapsed Catholic. thinks the guilt thing is stupid and doesn't believe in monogamy.
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        04.05.09, 03:06 PM Flag
        
        Oh I believe in monogamy, definitely. I've never cheated on DW with another woman ever.
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        04.05.09, 03:07 PM Flag
        
        Seriously? But you'll receive head at the NYSC from a total stranger? Wow, everyone has a different definition of what it means to stay below the speed limit.
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        04.05.09, 03:08 PM Flag
        
        If it's with another guy, it's not cheating.
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        04.05.09, 03:09 PM Flag
        
        But then how can you describe yourself as straight if you're receiving oral sex from another man? I'm confused by your nomenclature.
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        04.05.09, 03:15 PM Flag
        
        It's not "sex", it's just a little blowjob.
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        04.05.09, 03:16 PM Flag
        
        Dude, how do you score blowjobs? The most I've gotten at the NYSC has been hand or foot jobs.
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        04.05.09, 03:28 PM Flag
        
        Don't know man ... it just happens.
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        04.05.09, 03:39 PM Flag
        
        OK Bill.
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        04.05.09, 05:13 PM Flag
        
        Do you ever worry about catching HIV? I have a friend who does this too. He tests himself a lot, but I'd be paranoid about the risks. (i'm pretending you were serious about the bj, more fun this way!)
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        04.05.09, 03:03 PM Flag
        
        Gay Uncle here. "Catching" HIV from a blowjob is impossible. And even if you did, so what? 1/5 of the human population on Earth has HIV. And guess what? Despite what the white coat crowd tells you, HIV does NOT cause AIDS! So it really makes no difference.
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        04.05.09, 03:05 PM Flag
        
        I presume you mean no swallowing, right?
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        04.05.09, 03:07 PM Flag
        
        Swallow, no swallow, it doesn't matter. HIV is an unstable virus and would be killed by the stomach acid anyway.
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        04.05.09, 03:08 PM Flag
        
        I so want to believe you, I do worry about oral because there's no protection.
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        04.05.09, 03:09 PM Flag
        
        You're worrying about nothing. Really. http://www.whale.to/a/hivfraud.html
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        04.05.09, 03:11 PM Flag
        
        Nah. Not worried. I think it's all a bunch of bull.
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        04.05.09, 03:06 PM Flag
  - Sigh. I try to accomplish too much on Sundays. I try to get to church, read the NYTimes cover to cover, exercise, spend time with family and make a homemade dinner. Dinner gets dropped first. Sometimes church too.
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    04.05.09, 03:00 PM Flag
- Sometimes you need to veg. Chill, and order in.
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  04.05.09, 02:41 PM Flag
  - Did the workout. Ordered in.
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    04.05.09, 05:14 PM Flag

Stalling getting dinner ready. Stalling on my Sunday workout. Sick of reminding my son to do his homework. On here and noone else is.

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Stalling getting dinner ready. Stalling on my Sunday workout. Sick of reminding my son to do his homework. On here and noone else is.

Went to church with the family, did my workout (got a nice bj in the sauna), went hiking with the kids, and now dinner will soon be ready. Life is good!

Interesting sauna experience. Am jealous. What gym were you in?

NYSC.

Stranger, acquaintance or significant other?

Stranger. Now a new friend. ;)

How often do you have the full sauna experience? Are you gay? bi?

Nah. Straight. Usually every time I work out, actually. But I admit, there are some off days too.

I'm always amazed by the variety of different mens' sex drives. You sound to be on the higher testerone end.

^^ testosterone

Yeah, well ... I need to jerk it at least twice a day. Three times if DW doesn't cooperate in bed.

I would think you were my friend, but he doesn't go to church. lapsed Catholic. thinks the guilt thing is stupid and doesn't believe in monogamy.

Oh I believe in monogamy, definitely. I've never cheated on DW with another woman ever.

Seriously? But you'll receive head at the NYSC from a total stranger? Wow, everyone has a different definition of what it means to stay below the speed limit.

If it's with another guy, it's not cheating.

But then how can you describe yourself as straight if you're receiving oral sex from another man? I'm confused by your nomenclature.

It's not "sex", it's just a little blowjob.

Dude, how do you score blowjobs? The most I've gotten at the NYSC has been hand or foot jobs.

Don't know man ... it just happens.

OK Bill.

Do you ever worry about catching HIV? I have a friend who does this too. He tests himself a lot, but I'd be paranoid about the risks. (i'm pretending you were serious about the bj, more fun this way!)

Gay Uncle here. "Catching" HIV from a blowjob is impossible. And even if you did, so what? 1/5 of the human population on Earth has HIV. And guess what? Despite what the white coat crowd tells you, HIV does NOT cause AIDS! So it really makes no difference.

I presume you mean no swallowing, right?

Swallow, no swallow, it doesn't matter. HIV is an unstable virus and would be killed by the stomach acid anyway.

I so want to believe you, I do worry about oral because there's no protection.

You're worrying about nothing. Really. http://www.whale.to/a/hivfraud.html

Nah. Not worried. I think it's all a bunch of bull.

Sigh. I try to accomplish too much on Sundays. I try to get to church, read the NYTimes cover to cover, exercise, spend time with family and make a homemade dinner. Dinner gets dropped first. Sometimes church too.

Sometimes you need to veg. Chill, and order in.

Did the workout. Ordered in.