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[ - ] Let's all go to our other secret site to lose this annoying troll.... 1 Reply [ Reply | Watch | More ]
General Topics 06.30.16, 10:56 PM Flag
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Yes lets could you post the link? I lost my bookmark! [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 06.30.16, 10:57 PM Flag
[ - ] Check this out UB. Got a hot new ad for Gorilla Mindset, now available on Amazon.com. Click the link and let it show you what Gorilla Mindset is all about. - Mike 2 Replies [ Reply | Watch | More ]
General Topics 06.30.16, 10:51 PM Flag
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http://i.imgur.com/b6sCUhy.jpg Here. - Mike [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 06.30.16, 10:51 PM Flag
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lmao i bet your wrote all those reviews yourself! Have you even had a blumpkin? This is blumpkin town. [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 06.30.16, 10:53 PM Flag
[ - ] @Mike - Gorillas chuck their poop around and piss on themselves wtf is a Gorilla Mindset? Sounds like we need BLUMPKIN MINDSET 6 Replies [ Reply | Watch | More ]
General Topics 06.30.16, 10:47 PM Flag
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Attention trolls, I am working with the Urbanbaby moderation team to have you banned. Gorilla Mindset, available on amazon.com, is not a joke. - Mike [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 06.30.16, 10:49 PM Flag
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lmao the BLUMPKIN MINDSET is no joke! I think about blumpkins all day until my boner hurts and throbs from thinking about them too much! [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 06.30.16, 10:51 PM Flag
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Sounds like you need Gorilla Mindset. It's the key that unlocks the lock that's stopping you from opening the door of life. - Mike [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 06.30.16, 10:52 PM Flag
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Do Gorillas have the mindset for blumpkins? [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 06.30.16, 10:54 PM Flag
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They poop and throw the poop around, they don't have toilets. [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 06.30.16, 10:55 PM Flag
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Could a gorilla learn to use a toilet so they can enjoy a blumpkin? [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 06.30.16, 10:58 PM Flag
[ - ] Might not be best place to ask, but does anyone have a recommendation for a cookbook for a recent college grad living in her first apartment, novice to cooking but wants to start cooking for herself (and roommates)? 8 Replies [ Reply | Watch | More ]
General Topics 06.30.16, 10:45 PM Flag
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Gorilla Mindset - Mike [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 06.30.16, 10:45 PM Flag
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Gorilla Mindset (now available on Amazon.com) has the "recipe" for success. - Mike [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 06.30.16, 10:46 PM Flag
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Don't like her exactly, but do like Jessica Seinfeld's 'Can't Cook' book. Also the Skinnytaste cook book. [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 06.30.16, 10:48 PM Flag
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Twelve Recipes by Cal Peternell was written for exactly this reason. It's as much about a mindset toward cooking as it is how to cook. [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 06.30.16, 10:48 PM Flag
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There's a really cute one called help there's a kitchen in my apartment. I gave it to my brother, it has some solid stuff and he is a pretty accomplished cook now [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 06.30.16, 10:52 PM Flag
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Everyday Food. It's a spin-off of Everyday Food magazine, which was a Martha Stewart monthly for people who never learned to cook -- simpler recipes with accessible ingredients and info on techniques. Very helpful. [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 06.30.16, 10:53 PM Flag
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Patricia wells Bistro or Trattoria [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 06.30.16, 10:53 PM Flag
[ - ] A few weeks ago DH told me that we were having some money problems and couldn't afford to redo our deck this year. He is an attorney and I am an editor so we do okay. Well today he told me that an older client of his needed 20,000 dollars until her house closing in a month. So he told me he was going to lend it to her. Am I the only one who is WTF over this? She is in her 70s so not really suspecting an affair. 8 Replies [ Reply | Watch | More ]
General Topics 06.30.16, 10:43 PM Flag
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Maybe she gives amazing blumpkins and you need to up your game! [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 06.30.16, 10:44 PM Flag
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I think he's covering something up and there is another intended use for the money. Verify. [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 06.30.16, 10:48 PM Flag
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Agree he could be visiting a blumpkin club and doing blumpkins with a pro blumpkin hooker! [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 06.30.16, 10:49 PM Flag
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This. [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 06.30.16, 10:53 PM Flag
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Yes don't take at face value. Sounds like affair or gambling [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 06.30.16, 10:54 PM Flag
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My DH is attorney and I am an editor, too. Anyway...does he have a history of doing this? [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 06.30.16, 10:53 PM Flag
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Will you edit my documentary about the history of blumpkins? [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 06.30.16, 10:55 PM Flag
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No [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 06.30.16, 10:57 PM Flag
[ - ] At age 30 is it worth it to get braces to increase chances of getting married? Basically won't get any dates for next two years. But clearly my teeth are my worst feature. Thoughts? 14 Replies [ Reply | Watch | More ]
General Topics 06.30.16, 10:40 PM Flag
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I would do it. Crooked teeth are a social and professional liability. And I don't think the no dates thing is true [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 06.30.16, 10:41 PM Flag
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I'm thinking about starting this fall. I'm assuming 18-24 months based on previous estimates. Problem is, I had braces as a kid. Didn't wear my retainers so now my teeth suck. I'm thinking about having a permanent retainer left in when they finish though. Or maybe since I'm paying instead of my parents I'll wear the retainer? Or now that I realize how much it matters? [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 06.30.16, 10:45 PM Flag
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Some dudes have a fetish for braces (ive seen it on pornhub) just like the ladies here love blumpkins [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 06.30.16, 10:41 PM Flag
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Please be a troll [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 06.30.16, 10:44 PM Flag
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I mean...it's basically just cosmetic surgery at this point. So pathetic but at least one guy ended things because my teeth bothered him. [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 06.30.16, 10:49 PM Flag
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Consider that part of the problem may be that you are dating jerks. [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 06.30.16, 10:50 PM Flag
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Well...I've gone on 100's of first dates and nothing has stuck. So I need to figure it out soon or I'm going to end up a single mom. [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 06.30.16, 10:53 PM Flag
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What about Invisalign? [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 06.30.16, 10:44 PM Flag
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My teeth are too bad for Invisalign and I doubt I would be able to make myself wear it. [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 06.30.16, 10:49 PM Flag
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This (both crooked teeth and braces) is not going to interfere with your ability to get married unless you are trying to date the most vain and shallow people you can find. However, if the teeth are really bad (vs. slightly imperfect) then probably worth it to go ahead and get them because they will only get worse with time. [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 06.30.16, 10:49 PM Flag
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Bottom is worse than top but a true orthodontist won't let me just do one set. Also the guy who told me this was aspie so I suspect others had similar feelings and were too polite to say anything. [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 06.30.16, 10:51 PM Flag
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I posted before asking if you were a troll and I apologize. Do it if it will make you more confident. But also consider switching up your pool of prospectives. I am sure you look just fine. You need to walk away the minute a guy is a dick. No one can tear you badly without your consent. Good luck op [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 06.30.16, 10:57 PM Flag
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Your teeth don't make you who you are. I find it sad that you say you're not going on dates for 2 years and I'm assuming it's because you'd be insecure about having crooked teeth and wearing braces. I'm not saying don't get braces. I mean I've had them myself. Great investment. But don't write yourself off like that. I'm sure you are beautiful just the way you are and there are good men out there who will look beyond this flaw and also like you for who you are. [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 06.30.16, 10:56 PM Flag
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Haven't found any yet. The one who seemed to like me was too complicated and I let petty drama mess it up. Not sure if I can fix that. [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 06.30.16, 10:57 PM Flag
[ - ] man bun apocalypse 1 Reply [ Reply | Watch | More ]
General Topics 06.30.16, 10:36 PM Flag
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gay terds [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 06.30.16, 10:39 PM Flag
[ - ] in the middle of a divorce proceedings, our attorneys left summer vacation up in the air, my soon to be ex is withholding travel authorization for me to take children on vacation to Jamaica - I have their passports, is there really anything he can do about it if I just take them? My attorney is on vacation.\ 3 Replies [ Reply | Watch | More ]
General Topics 06.30.16, 10:29 PM Flag
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Offer him a blumpkin in exchange for allowing you to take your kids on holiday. [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 06.30.16, 10:30 PM Flag
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Do you think this word sounds sexual? Because to me it sounds like a kind of pastry. [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 06.30.16, 10:40 PM Flag
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A blumpkin is tasty [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 06.30.16, 10:43 PM Flag
[ - ] Why do some women think trannies are acceptable? Basically a man puts on a dress and all his Y chromosomes disappear? Don't get me wrong I feel sorry for these men but they should just go to therapy for their sexual delinquency. 4 Replies [ Reply | Watch | More ]
General Topics 06.30.16, 10:27 PM Flag
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True. I think they just want to shoot pap smears at everything they see. They said that's the first thing Bruce Jenner did when they installed his fake vag! [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 06.30.16, 10:41 PM Flag
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Does bruce shoot real pap smear or is it like some synthetic i dont think men can pap smear? [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 06.30.16, 10:42 PM Flag
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I think the female hormones he chugs coagulates in his fake vag and he pretends it's pap smear. Gross! [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 06.30.16, 10:50 PM Flag
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Because we live in a patriarchy. So what men and sons (moms who have sons are more interested in their well-being). There are more men who are gay and their more men who want to wear dresses. So it's more acceptable. If Bruce weren't a famous handsome athlete from a famous family we wouldn't be hearing this all the time. Other below average looking men have tried to get famous for being trannies but it didn't work out. [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 06.30.16, 10:56 PM Flag
[ - ] I think 26 year old SAHM had a lobotomy. How is she so dense? My other theory is that she is actually 36 and barren and has her "fiancé" tied up somewhere. I get Annie Wilkes (from Stephen King's "Misery") vibes from her. 8 Replies [ Reply | Watch | More ]
General Topics 06.30.16, 10:22 PM Flag
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Of course, she'll respond to this by bragging about her IQ and how wealthy she is and then whining about how her daddy didn't hug her enough, so. You know. There's that. [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 06.30.16, 10:23 PM Flag
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Don't forget her beauty. [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 06.30.16, 10:26 PM Flag
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Np I always imagine her as Nurse Ratchet [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 06.30.16, 10:29 PM Flag
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That's because you're jealous ;) [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 06.30.16, 10:29 PM Flag
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I "must not have much going on in (my) life" [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 06.30.16, 10:30 PM Flag
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Joke's on her, because I'm a happily married SAHM of five, with family money, who used to model professionally... And I still can't stand the smug little bitch. [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 06.30.16, 10:32 PM Flag
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Well now she's 27, so I've started to call her pushing 30 wanna-be SAHM. Tick tock tick tock. [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 06.30.16, 10:25 PM Flag
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I feel like she's been 26 for 3 years. UB time feels different from regular time. She's still annoying as fuck. I hate people who act like assholes and then go "I'm just trying to debate!" "It was a social experiment!" [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 06.30.16, 10:30 PM Flag
[ - ] DH is an hour late and didn't call 1 Reply [ Reply | Watch | More ]
General Topics 06.30.16, 10:21 PM Flag
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Getting a blumpkin? [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 06.30.16, 10:23 PM Flag
[ - ] Holy shit they're totally right about avocados making you full. I had an avocado salad like 3 hours ago and I'm still so full. CSB I know but hey! It was healthy and yummy. 3 Replies [ Reply | Watch | More ]
General Topics 06.30.16, 10:21 PM Flag
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Fat satisfies you. Even with the Atkins diet they encouraged you to eat as much ground beef as you wanted to. [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 06.30.16, 10:24 PM Flag
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I'm allergic. It sucks. It's such a super food. [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 06.30.16, 10:25 PM Flag
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Also caloric but if it's your whole meal who cares [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 06.30.16, 10:27 PM Flag
[ - ] I think everyone thinks HRC is Margaret Thatcher, but she's actually Dilma Rousseff. 2 Replies [ Reply | Watch | More ]
General Topics 06.30.16, 10:18 PM Flag
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Margaret Thatcher used to take massive turds in the middle of parliment and I heard Tony Blair paid like a million dollars for one so he could eat it! [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 06.30.16, 10:21 PM Flag
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I heard that too! Are you a friend of Nigel Logandorf?? [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 06.30.16, 10:26 PM Flag
[ - ] Attn: My book Gorilla Mindset is now on sale at Amazon and a dollar of every purchase is donated to the Harambe memorial trust - Mike 2 Replies [ Reply | Watch | More ]
General Topics 06.30.16, 10:11 PM Flag
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Stop trying to make gorilla mindset happen mike [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 06.30.16, 10:14 PM Flag
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Gorilla Mindset (my book available on Amazon) haz helped shape some of the most successful men in the world. Let's just say Donald Trump would not be ready to take the White House if it wasn't for him studying my book the Gorilla Mindset (now at amazon) day and night. - Mike [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 06.30.16, 10:18 PM Flag
[ - ] HR Moms: when do you check references? Before or after an offer is made? 8 Replies [ Reply | Watch | More ]
General Topics 06.30.16, 10:02 PM Flag
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Before [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 06.30.16, 10:04 PM Flag
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I would not allow references at current job to be called till after offer. [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 06.30.16, 10:05 PM Flag
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I would not allow references at current job to be called till after offer. [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 06.30.16, 10:05 PM Flag
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Only after i receive a blumpkin. [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 06.30.16, 10:05 PM Flag
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Only after i receive a blumpkin. [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 06.30.16, 10:05 PM Flag
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I would not allow references at current job to be called till after offer. [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 06.30.16, 10:05 PM Flag
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I would not allow references at current job to be called till after offer. [ Reply | More ]
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After, and the offer is contingent on a successful reference check. [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 06.30.16, 10:41 PM Flag
[ - ] What's up with all the pedo stuff here? I keep seeing threads about people who want pedophilia to be legal and stuff about Dads raping their children? Are the mods on holiday? 8 Replies [ Reply | Watch | More ]
General Topics 06.30.16, 10:02 PM Flag
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The mods here don't do anything, so it's fun to verbally abuse tolls for entertainment. The trolls are usually gone within the hour. [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 06.30.16, 10:03 PM Flag
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Do you want to have sex with kids? Why are you people here? [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 06.30.16, 10:04 PM Flag
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Trolls are here because they have nothing to do. I'm here for the same reason you are. Uh, do YOU want to have sex with kids? [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 06.30.16, 10:07 PM Flag
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I don't know I just kind asking kids if they've been sexually abused is kind of creepy. [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 06.30.16, 10:08 PM Flag
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Then I guess the mods need to step in. [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 06.30.16, 10:13 PM Flag
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Blumpkin guy? He's here every night. [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 06.30.16, 10:12 PM Flag
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No, there is a thread about pedos being legal like gays and some weird woman(?) talking to some kid troll about getting sexually abused which is really creepy. [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 06.30.16, 10:14 PM Flag
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Yeah, that's blumpkin guy [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 06.30.16, 10:17 PM Flag
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