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[ - ] ugh fucking family time. dealing with infertility and just had brunch w/ DH's grandma who was going on and on about how his sister (my SIL/nemisis) is pg and gets a year paid maternity leave and two months paternity leave, and when are we going to have a baby? i started to bubble up with anger and sadness inside and blurted out "we're never going to have a baby. i work freelance and don't get even a week paid time off" really awkward but she shut up immediately. then it got all tense and now i want to die. 7 Replies [ Reply | Watch | More ]
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she was just being a normal grandma asking your run-of-the-mill questions. don't be mad at her because you made shitty choices in life [ Reply | More ]
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:( some people are so fucking clueless. sorry you had to listen to her. [ Reply | More ]
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But not clueless in a bad way. Grandma can't be expected to seriously research what it's like to be OP every day or check in on her medical/job status. What does Grandma know? [ Reply | More ]
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Grandma did nothing wrong..she was chatting and make conversation. Call her and apologize for your out burst, explain to her that you guys are having difficulties and you are just really sensitive right now. [ Reply | More ]
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This. [ Reply | More ]
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+1 I think this would make both Grandma and OP feel better. Do it OP. I bet Grandma will even have some stories for you that she wouldn't tell at the table. [ Reply | More ]
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+1 and get your answers prepared for tomorrow and anyone else who you will see in the next month. Most importantly hang in there. [ Reply | More ]
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[ - ] Too bad it's going to rain in Central Park all evening. This means we can't make it to see the balloons. Was hoping for snow instead. :( 4 Replies [ Reply | Watch | More ]
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You should be grateful to avoid it. That balloon thing is the most over-rated event of the year. [ Reply | More ]
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OP: no, it's fun. I went 8 years ago and loved it. [ Reply | More ]
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Hi grinch! [ Reply | More ]
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Seriously--I know I sound like that. But trust me, I am all NY all the time and all holidays all the time, but it is awful. Must have changed since eight years ago...Balloons held down under netting so you barely see after waiting forever to get moved by cattle. Even the kids begged to go home! [ Reply | More ]
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[ - ] S/O of families moving and feeling shunned in new neighborhood. I found that the families I met through my kids' preschools were the ones who were my initial circle of friends. The drop-off and pick-up are times to chat, you are with your DC, so it is easy to make conversation and get rapport going. 6 Replies [ Reply | Watch | More ]
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OP: We moved across country after DC#1 started first grade and definitely found "groups" had been formed by parents depending on who their Dcs went to preschool with. It's not so much that they were snubbing me but, as a busy mom, it takes a certain amount of detective work and effort to connect with DC's new friends in older grades. My DCs have after-care programs where they spend hours with a peer group and, truthfully, we don't pursue (or get invited) on extra playdates because the kids get enough socialization and who wants to go through the awkward small-talk negotiating with someone they don't know if they don't need to? [ Reply | More ]
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OP: I know, I know. CSB. lol [ Reply | More ]
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If you don't make any effort you will not make friends, it is that simple. When you are busy people assume you are too busy for them. [ Reply | More ]
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OP: At this point (5 years in), I have some good mom friends, met through school (but, interestingly, our kids are not really friends), and my DD (3rd grade) sees kids from 8 am -6 pm, 5 days a week, and does sports on weekends, so more social interaction. By 2nd grade or so, they seem to pick their own friends and if there is to be a play-date, drop-off would work. I think if I were SAHM and my DCs had no after-care, I would try ot be mor einvolved. But I would probably sign them up for more activities so there would be a natural chance to interact with others. [ Reply | More ]
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I have been in my town 20 years. My best friends include the moms I met in preschool and kindergarten and the moms who moved in across the street well after we were here (maybe like 7 or 8 years ago). Proximity plus motivation to make new friends plus shared ages of kids and interests. [ Reply | More ]
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You forget, though, that that mom moved to Westfield. As I said in the original post, those Westfield moms play this "are you good enough for us" game for sport. [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 11.26.14, 11:59 PM Flag
[ - ] Anyone use the ebay voucher system for purchasing things? you buy these prepaid vouchers and they don't release the money to the buyer until you inspect, I am not sure if it is only for big things, we are trying to by hay baler - and I am finding this process very frustrating but it is a higher ticket item....guess I am just venting and hoping to hear that others had good experiences 3 Replies [ Reply | Watch | More ]
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no. where do the vouchers come from? [ Reply | More ]
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the bit coin factory in iceland [ Reply | More ]
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you have to purchase them at cvs, walgreens and the like and then fax the card info to ebay - it's called moneypak and i am finding the process tiresome and trying to find another way to purchase it, but all I keep getting on the phone are people reading scripts and they cannot seem to think or process any info I have asked them, they just regurgitate the same script - i cannot seem to work my way up the chain to get to a thinking person. I know it is a holiday weekend, but they actually just had the nerve to call me and tell me i had to get more of these cards tomorrow to cover the additional shipping...reminded them banks were closed (and yes need to be purchased with cash)...basically I hung up with the guy after I told him to put it all to me in writing about the additional shipping, etc. it is starting to feel scammy to me [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 11.26.14, 11:51 PM Flag
[ - ] I think my DS has a good chance at LAB (he's a strong ICT kid). He also has a good chance at Clinton which I think is a better fit for him. I can put Clinton 2nd and can only put LAB first. If I put Clinton first then I can't apply to LAB and the next school is Baruch SP which I do not think is a good choice for him. 4th is Baruch AP - which I would be very upset with. WWYD. 16 Replies [ Reply | Watch | More ]
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Lab first, Clinton second, Baruch SP third. [ Reply | More ]
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Agree. This way you have two chances at a school you like instead of one. [ Reply | More ]
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Is he a model student on ICT or SN student? [ Reply | More ]
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He has an IEP that mandates ICT but he's very good and has strong grades [ Reply | More ]
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^compared to other ICT kids which is who he would be compared against. [ Reply | More ]
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Don't be so sure that everyone's a moron but your dc. [ Reply | More ]
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Thank you. I spoke to a lot of people about this- I was surprised to learn this and was assuming we were doomed. I'm not assuming anything. [ Reply | More ]
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LAB [ Reply | More ]
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why? just because of the status? or do you know something? [ Reply | More ]
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Because their ICT program is so much stronger. [ Reply | More ]
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how do you know he has a good chance at clinton? [ Reply | More ]
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For the same reasons he has a good chance at Lab and I talked to the school [ Reply | More ]
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wow. something is very, very wrong here. you talked to the school? and they told you dc was in essentially? not allowed. [ Reply | More ]
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no no no. not in just had a chance. [ Reply | More ]
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OP- Here is the deal NO ONE talks in the the open houses or tours about IEP kids. We have to basically chase people around for answers to our questions. Its been a nightmare. [ Reply | More ]
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Lab has a special meeting just for IEP families. [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 11.26.14, 11:57 PM Flag
[ - ] LMAO!! Just received this tweet about Thanksgiving dinner: if you have crib notes scrawled on your hand on how to win political arguments with your family, something went very wrong along the way. 6 Replies [ Reply | Watch | More ]
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that's not that funny [ Reply | More ]
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It's actually hilarious [ Reply | More ]
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+1 [ Reply | More ]
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I saw a great cartoon. Mom basting turkey singing "I am all about that baste, bout that baste no trouble". [ Reply | More ]
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I saw that, hilarious! [ Reply | More ]
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That freakin' Holderness family? Their schtick was OK in the beginning but it's tired now. Welcome to the internet. Everyone's cat haz cheeseburgers [ Reply | More ]
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[ - ] Dh has a good friend who he sees often, we meet as couples once or twice a year. I'm Sahm (used to be corporate 9-6 job) and she's wohm but can make her own hours. Every time we see them she asks me if I plan to go back to work. That's fine but then says something like surely you will when your youngest is in school full time. Her husband usually chimes in with yeah you really should do something. It bothers me bc I don't ask her when she will add more hours or take more away to fit her family needs. I don't plan on going back for various reasons but that's not the issue its more that it's insulting to push when its none of their business. Am I being sensitive? 10 Replies [ Reply | Watch | More ]
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Change the subject. [ Reply | More ]
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Maybe she thinks you plan on going back. Tel her you don't. [ Reply | More ]
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"People look for jobs they love, and this is the job I love the most. No reason to do anything different" [ Reply | More ]
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Say "I haven't thought about it, why do you ask?" And then let them come up with an answer. Whatever they give as their answer, just say "oh. I see." and change the subject. [ Reply | More ]
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Maybe next time she asks you, you should ask her when she plans on working longer hours at her own job. [ Reply | More ]
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No, she’s being rude. There isn't much you can do about it, though. People want to think they are making the right decision. When you do something different, they get defensive. [ Reply | More ]
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Next time, say "Cheryl you seem to ask me pretty frequently about when I'm going back to work. Why is that? My answer never changes." [ Reply | More ]
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Op- when she asks if I'm going back I say flat at no plans at this time yet she still says I "should". I won't be rude back but it def bothers me [ Reply | More ]
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She rude and passive aggressive. Next time they ask, you should say something like "you asked me this last time, the answer remains the same." [ Reply | More ]
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+1 but I'd laugh and say "no new news since the last time we saw you." [ Reply | More ]
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[ - ] If you dh goes out after work to have drinks with co-workers/friends, will he eat something while he's out or will he come home and want dinner? DH usually goes to our CC, where they have really good food at the bar, but comes home and is "starving...I haven't eaten all day". It bugs the snot out of me. 3 Replies [ Reply | Watch | More ]
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Maybe he's out eating pussy. [ Reply | More ]
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So let him make himself something to eat — and clean up afterwards. While you relax in front of the TV with a glass of wine. [ Reply | More ]
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so tell him to eat while he is out [ Reply | More ]
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[ - ] I got a chicken salad sandwich at a small cafe. I took a bite and it is frozen. Can I ask for my money back? 5 Replies [ Reply | Watch | More ]
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Yes. [ Reply | More ]
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I'd want money back and gift card because it can make you sick. [ Reply | More ]
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Frozen chicken cannot make you sick if it is cooked. [ Reply | More ]
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Of course! [ Reply | More ]
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ew yes. why are you asking us? [ Reply | More ]
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[ - ] Doctor Mom: My DD has a lump on her foot. Should she see a foot doctor or skin doctor? 2 Replies [ Reply | Watch | More ]
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What kind of lump? Under the skin? Over the skin like a wart? I say see her ped and get the referral there. [ Reply | More ]
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I think it is wart [ Reply | More ]
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[ - ] My DH is on me to get some sexy lingerie. Tips? 6 Replies [ Reply | Watch | More ]
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Ask him. [ Reply | More ]
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That pearl thong. [ Reply | More ]
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Ew [ Reply | More ]
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Exactly. [ Reply | More ]
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He's not going to be that picky. Get something that flatters your body type. [ Reply | More ]
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Go to Agent Provacateur. Spend $1k plus on lingerie. He won't ask again. Yw. [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 11.26.14, 11:34 PM Flag
[ - ] I saw a joke today about the Suzanne Somers poncho - at least I think it was a joke - was there really anyone here who bought one who liked it? 5 Replies [ Reply | Watch | More ]
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That is sooo funny you posted this. I was at Duane Reade today and saw it in the As Seen On TV section. I was like "WTF is this?" You can touch it from the box and it is made out of the same material they make Halloween costumes. [ Reply | More ]
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op - I definitely imagined it wasn't expensive material. It looks super drapey and like that material that snags on rings. But I wondered about fit. I'm plus size and wondered if it's definitely one of those go-to items you can throw on. The price point is right for 10 of them in black if they look right. [ Reply | More ]
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dont do it. it's awful. you're better off at boltons for cheap [ Reply | More ]
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Have you tried one? [ Reply | More ]
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I have seen them in stores. I'm intrigued but not that much yet. [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 11.26.14, 11:10 PM Flag
[ - ] S/o of pricy TG dinner cost posts. My mil serves a free frozen turkey and canned corn, instant potatoes. Nice to hear she's the only one. 33 Replies [ Reply | Watch | More ]
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I would be bringing all the sides, no effing way would I eat that. [ Reply | More ]
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We eat beforehand. [ Reply | More ]
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There is nothing wrong with any of that. [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 11.26.14, 10:54 PM Flag
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Says you. That sounds disgusting. [ Reply | More ]
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Instant potatoes? Are you insane? [ Reply | More ]
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I grew up on instant potatoes. I did not know how delicious homemade mashed potatoes were till I was a teenager. [ Reply | More ]
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Instant mashed potatoes taste like paste. [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 11.26.14, 10:56 PM Flag
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Depends on how you make them. Seriously. I actually grow my own potatoes and do instant as well. The only difference is consistency and texture. You can make them taste as good as you want. [ Reply | More ]
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PS You can also make instant and add in a potato nuked in the microwave and then chopped. [ Reply | More ]
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Blech, no thanks. I have PTSD from my childhood. [ Reply | More ]
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I hope you're exaggerating. Otherwise you are a new standard of white people problems [ Reply | More ]
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You have zero sense of humor,jeez. [ Reply | More ]
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And growing up on instant mashed potatoes would be white trash people problems. [ Reply | More ]
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It's just that it's not really polite to say "blech" when it comes to food that other people admit to liking. [ Reply | More ]
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Oh, I'm sorry Emily Post, but honestly that is like admitting to liking eating boogers. [ Reply | More ]
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How does she score a free turkey? [ Reply | More ]
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Union? [ Reply | More ]
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Shop rite points [ Reply | More ]
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Swiper no swiping [ Reply | More ]
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What's wrong with a frozen turkey? [ Reply | More ]
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nothing [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 11.26.14, 11:33 PM Flag
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Aren't all turkeys frozen? [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 11.26.14, 10:53 PM Flag
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No. Order fresh. [ Reply | More ]
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No! [ Reply | More ]
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fresh is better but it's not a big deal. if someone else wants to cook thanksgiving dinner, i certainly wouldn't get picky. [ Reply | More ]
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So what? [ Reply | More ]
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+1 [ Reply | More ]
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So smother her with a pillow tomorrow and cook yourself next year. [ Reply | More ]
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just climb right in that oven and shut the door after yourself. [ Reply | More ]
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I have concluded that all turkeys taste the same, fresh, frozen, organic, brined. They don't really have any taste either way. [ Reply | More ]
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Nope. A good organic turkey basted with sage infused butter and wine is delicious [ Reply | More ]
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organic doesn't necessarily taste good - we got a terrible free-range organic turkey last year. back to butterball this year. [ Reply | More ]
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that is vile and I wouldn't go. [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 11.26.14, 11:46 PM Flag
[ - ] My dh wastes hours at work everyday on the internet and procrastinates doing his actual work. This he gets home late and often has to leave early to do all the shit he didn't get done. I'm alone with 2 small children a large majority of the time. It makes me so so mad. He says he can't get control of himself. 22 Replies [ Reply | Watch | More ]
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I'm guilty of this. [ Reply | More ]
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TWO MOVIES? [ Reply | More ]
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I was the first poster, so it should be logically obvious that I wrote this before OP specified what she meant by procrastination. [ Reply | More ]
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My friend does this [ Reply | More ]
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happens to me too [ Reply | More ]
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How do you know this? [ Reply | More ]
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He tells me. [ Reply | More ]
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this - is he stupid enough to actually tell you? [ Reply | More ]
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So get a job. He's earning the money. [ Reply | More ]
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I'm on maternity leave. [ Reply | More ]
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Congrats on baby. Hire a sitter. [ Reply | More ]
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In this specific situation we are waiting on him to leave work so we can start a 4 hour road trip for thanksgiving. He watched 2 movies at work. [ Reply | More ]
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OK, two movies at work is pretty bad. [ Reply | More ]
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wow, he's very honest. I procrastinate too and have to work at night instead of hanging out with DH after kids are in bed, but I don't usually tell him why! [ Reply | More ]
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This. Can't imagine saying "Well, I have to go to work early to finish working on the deck I was supposed to be writing while I was on UB all day" [ Reply | More ]
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Yeah... he has a problem. That's not normal. He took a 4 hour mid-day break and you are paying for it by not having his help at home. It sounds like he's overwhelmed by the baby- he needs to own that sentiment, and grow the hell up and help out. [ Reply | More ]
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Totally. He did this pre baby, but I didn't care as much because it wasn't as hard. [ Reply | More ]
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You're on UB right now!!!! [ Reply | More ]
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I'm nursing the baby [ Reply | More ]
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He watched 4 hours of movies at work so that's why he is working late. Come on. [ Reply | More ]
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Your gig is harder than his. Don't let anyone use the "but he earns $$$$" to justify his behavior- he needs to change and help you more. [ Reply | More ]
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i think it's amazing he admits this to you - he certainly doesn't have to. i wouldn't beat up on him if he's being honest about his issues. just try to help if you can. and maybe explore the fact that he doesn't enjoy his job. [ Reply | More ]
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[ - ] Looking forward to getting high, watching porn and having dirty aggressive style sex with DW this long weekend, at least one of the nights. 28 Replies [ Reply | Watch | More ]
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Do you wear her panties? [ Reply | More ]
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I don't think they would fit. [ Reply | More ]
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I'll bet your chest fits her bra. [ Reply | More ]
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funny... pot smoking does supposedly lead to male breasts... I'm actually in good (not great) shape [ Reply | More ]
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Your wife makes you wear her panties and her lipstick you fit her panties because you have no penis you wear the lipstick because you want to be a UB mom that's why you're here [ Reply | More ]
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Jesus, go do your French homework. [ Reply | More ]
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The lipstick goes up the butt [ Reply | More ]
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She's certainly got a prize in you [ Reply | More ]
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What's the big deal. She likes it too. The key is getting high. [ Reply | More ]
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So you can forget you are with her, and not Mila Cunis? [ Reply | More ]
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Haven't come across any Mila pornos lately. [ Reply | More ]
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If she liked you that much I don't think you'd be here with us [ Reply | More ]
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I never claimed we do this 24-7 [ Reply | More ]
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Honey, is that you? [ Reply | More ]
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no because you never usually call me honey and you certainly never capitalize anything. [ Reply | More ]
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no because you never usually call me honey and you certainly never capitalize anything. [ Reply | More ]
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we have that on tap for one night too, my mom is taking the kids - toke up and have fun! [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 11.26.14, 10:50 PM Flag
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seriously, what can be more fun? [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 11.26.14, 10:51 PM Flag
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cannot think of many things - the kids really put a damper on the wild and crazy, it's so nice when we can let loose and enjoy [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 11.26.14, 11:00 PM Flag
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Word... any tips on where to source pornos DW would particularly like? I usually strike out with my choices. The especially pretty actresses seem to work for her. [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 11.26.14, 11:08 PM Flag
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Lesbian. We all like lesbian porn, the woman actually comes in those. [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 11.26.14, 11:09 PM Flag
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We watch lesbo scenes she seems to lose interest--maybe she's just acting shy about enjoying it too much. But I also think she likes to see those oversized dongs. [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 11.26.14, 11:12 PM Flag
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Lol, no she doesn't, she likes seeing those women munch box with enthusiasm. [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 11.26.14, 11:15 PM Flag
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good advice... I will perhaps keep the lesbo scenes on longer this time [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 11.26.14, 11:16 PM Flag
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If this is real, James Deen just put out a movie of all dudes going down on women and that is the shit. Watch that and she will be psyched. [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 11.26.14, 11:18 PM Flag
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pp, i actually have moved more to written word versus watching - but hegre art gets me pretty hot - lots of beautiful women and men [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 11.26.14, 11:18 PM Flag
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did you shower? [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 11.26.14, 11:21 PM Flag
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Right now there's a woman out there thinking, crap! DH probably thinks... [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 11.26.14, 11:54 PM Flag
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