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General Topics 12.26.14, 06:41 AM Flag
[ - ] My cute little nephews were over tonight (ages 7 and 8) and I accidentally gave them a bunch of bourbon laced candy. They were tearing around the house for hours. My sister won't speak to me. 5 Replies [ Reply | Watch | More ]
General Topics 12.26.14, 06:19 AM Flag
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Damn, I wish it were that easy to get my sister to stop talking to me. [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 12.26.14, 06:21 AM Flag
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oh I'll hear it tomorrow I'm sure she'll shame me on facebook too probably [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 12.26.14, 06:22 AM Flag
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plus i think she was listening to me and my husband fuck last night [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 12.26.14, 06:25 AM Flag
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oink [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 12.26.14, 06:32 AM Flag
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she's such a nasty little thing, a little mincing brunette with a mean angular face and nasty husband who stares at my boobs all day. It kept eating salmon so i wouldn't have to talk to him [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 12.26.14, 06:35 AM Flag
[ - ] Confession time: I love reading fan fiction of the shows I watch on TV. I know some are probably 15 year old girls but it is SO entertaining! 4 Replies [ Reply | Watch | More ]
General Topics 12.26.14, 06:05 AM Flag
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Better that than this... http://literotica.com/ [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 12.26.14, 06:06 AM Flag
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I'm afraid to look. [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 12.26.14, 06:14 AM Flag
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it's all words [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 12.26.14, 06:15 AM Flag
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here's the celeb page - http://www.literotica.com/c/celebrity-stories a few cheesy ads for pornos [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 12.26.14, 06:16 AM Flag
[ - ] I have a girl and am pregnant with another one. Right now we live in an amazing apartment we got for a steal with a beautiful kitchen, great location, big, with great light. Only problem... it's a 2 bedroom. Granted, the second bedroom is big and could easily accommodate 2 beds/dressers/desks but when my girls get older, will this shared space become a problem? Should we move for a 3rd bedroom? 8 Replies [ Reply | Watch | More ]
General Topics 12.26.14, 06:02 AM Flag
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nah, just have them live on different schedules [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 12.26.14, 06:03 AM Flag
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DD one can wake up at noon, the other can wake up at midnight [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 12.26.14, 06:05 AM Flag
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Are you serious? It seems you have it perfect. How close in age are they? I loved sharing a room with my sister, we are very close. [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 12.26.14, 06:04 AM Flag
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^lena dunham [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 12.26.14, 06:05 AM Flag
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you are so weird... people share a room all the time. [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 12.26.14, 06:07 AM Flag
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POOR PEOPLE [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 12.26.14, 06:08 AM Flag
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oy [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 12.26.14, 06:10 AM Flag
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lol [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 12.26.14, 06:08 AM Flag
[ - ] Caught DH looking at reddit's gonewild girls. i feel sick 13 Replies [ Reply | Watch | More ]
General Topics 12.26.14, 05:59 AM Flag
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DH: don't feel sick. Every guy does it, it's mostly mindless. It doesn't mean he loves you any less or thinks you any less attractive than you are. [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 12.26.14, 06:01 AM Flag
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Also, take a kiss from a random internet stranger x [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 12.26.14, 06:01 AM Flag
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that looks more like a butthole than a kiss [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 12.26.14, 06:02 AM Flag
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ty! [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 12.26.14, 06:02 AM Flag
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how can i punish him? [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 12.26.14, 06:02 AM Flag
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Does he drink sports drinks? Next time you pee, add some to the bottle. YOU'RE WELCOME. [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 12.26.14, 06:05 AM Flag
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silly and SICK [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 12.26.14, 06:06 AM Flag
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Well, you said you want to punish him. [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 12.26.14, 06:15 AM Flag
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i don't want to give him WORMS [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 12.26.14, 06:16 AM Flag
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What have you been up to that you've got worms in your pee? Rutting in the pigpen with sil? [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 12.26.14, 06:17 AM Flag
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NO. The pee my stir up the worms THAT ARE ALREADY THERE. A woman's urine is powerful joojoo. [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 12.26.14, 06:20 AM Flag
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Not to worry. As long as you spit in there, too, the worms won't hatch. Carry on. [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 12.26.14, 06:22 AM Flag
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he needs a harsher more fitting punishment how would he even know there was pee in his drink??? [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 12.26.14, 06:26 AM Flag
[ - ] POZ the PRESENT Yeah, you heard right fagboi. ME: Straighttt as fuckkk father of 3, happily married but just can't get past my desire for POZcum. I may be in a stall, a park, or the booths, but I'm a fiend for that DISEASEED. YOU: I. DONT. CARE. Only rec is you MUST be POZ. I've fucked hobos, criminals, addicts, it doesn't matter. Just have the POZPEEN ready. THE SCENE: I dress up as Santa for my kids every year. I'll be in FULL Santa dress, including the beard (might still have a drop of POZcum in it from last year, lol). ANyways, you come over and put on the nightie i bought for my wife while I position my turdcutter right underneath the tree. I'll have a PILE of TInA there if you like (I'll be pretty tuned up :)). You take my MANpussy with everything you got. Open it up like your first Christmas present. TEAR at it. The first load i want in my dumper, all the way up there. I want to shit you out for DAYS. The second load I want on one of the presents under the tree. You pick. My sons xbox, my daughters ipad, my wifes necklace, I don't care. I just want to know your POZ is with us this xmas season. Does it turn you on I will be giving your GIFT to my wife on xmas morning after you leave? It should, faggot. put "I saw Daddy kissing SANTAPOZ" in your email so I know you aren't some weirdo. 3 Replies [ Reply | Watch | More ]
General Topics 12.26.14, 05:35 AM Flag
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sick [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 12.26.14, 05:42 AM Flag
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+1 [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 12.26.14, 05:45 AM Flag
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General Topics 12.26.14, 05:45 AM Flag
[ - ] Is Robert Downey Jr still sober? 3 Replies [ Reply | Watch | More ]
General Topics 12.26.14, 05:33 AM Flag
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who cares? [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 12.26.14, 05:52 AM Flag
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Seems so [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 12.26.14, 05:55 AM Flag
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Still? I must have had a cold that day and missed it. [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 12.26.14, 05:55 AM Flag
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