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[ - ] Screech, remember back in 1990 when Saved By The Bell was being filmed on the lot next to the Life Goes On set? Remember when Corky from Life Goes On wandered onto the Saved By The Bell set one day while a Bayside scene was being filmed? Remember how the producers decided to write Corky into the scene because they felt sorry for him and they thought he was a lovable 'tard? Remember how the script called for you to take the Driver's Ed golf cart for a test drive through the hall? Remember when Corky saw you get behind the wheel and he thought you were trying to steal the golf cart? Remember how Corky ran toward you and used his mongo-strength to throw you into a locker? Remember how you hit your head against the back of the metal locker and fell to the floor? Remember how overpowering you turned on Corky and he started taking his clothes off because he was now horny for you? Remember how Corky pulled off his jeans and then took off his diaper? Remember how he had taken two shits in the diaper since he put on the diaper? Remember when he shoved the diaper in your face and then yanked off your Zubaz and started viciously raping you? Remember you heard heard a cracking noise coming from the golf cart and looked over and saw that Mr. Tuttle was laying on the top of the golf cart? Remember how his pants were down around his ankles and he was masturbating vigorously? Remember when the roof of the gold cart collapsed under Mr. Tuttle's 450-lb frame? Remember how Tuttle became impaled on a metal shard from the roof of the golf cart? Remember how blood started gushing out of the wound, and Tuttle kept masturbating until his jizzed on the floor and then passed out from the blood loss? Remember how Corky kept viciously thrusting himself into your zoink-hole? Remember when Mr. Belding walked out of his office and you thought he was coming to save you? Remember how you quickly discovered that he was not going to save you when he pulled down his pants, pressed his bare ass against your face and ripped a wet fart, and then went back into his office to eat a large cake by himself? Remember how you heard applause and assumed that someone must have accidentally hit a laugh-track button? Remember how you looked over and instead discovered that the entire audience was clapping, laughing, and cheering on Corky? Remember how sad this made you feel? Remember when Corky blew a huge load in you, infecting you with a virulent strain of Down's Syndrome? You sure got screwed over that time! 0 Replies [ Reply | Watch | More ]
General Topics 10.26.14, 12:09 AM Flag
[ - ] My parents – criminals who deserve to be put in jail or killed will describe their horrible crimes. 1. For almost 10 years they’re refusing to help me find a girlfriend, thus causing unimaginable pain and damage to me. There are numerous ways in which they could help me, like introducing me to daughters of their co-workers or asking my relatives for help but they did not do so because they’re murderous idiots who live in the 70s/80s and think it’s easy to find a girlfriend if you want one. They’re simply murdering their child (using the following mechanism :1 . I am left without a gf/sex 2. Which makes me unable to fulfill my basic needs 3. Which makes me depressed and hopeless 4. Which destroys my will to live 5. Which makes me suicidal 2. They’re refusing to co-sign my appeals to government and various institutions for over 5 years because they fail to see it’s the only way, thus weaking their impact. 3. My mother, the murderous whore, is refusing to have sex with me when that could alleviate my sexual frustration. 4. When, in righteous indignation, I finally attacked those beasts and managed to beat the shit out of them I was the one that was reported to the police, and not these murderous animals. Only good they ever did was that they later refused to testify against me. In any country with a normal legal system sensitive to needs of incels these criminals would be prosecuted long ago and in some countries their crimes would be punished by the death penalty. However, here they’re allowed to run free and go on commiting their heinous crimes. Though the police have been informed about their attempts to murder their child they haven’t done anything I was actually threatened with arrest for consuming police resources. Their murderous behavior goes on. For how long, I ask? 3 Replies [ Reply | Watch | More ]
General Topics 10.26.14, 12:08 AM Flag
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you need to get help. [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 10.26.14, 12:10 AM Flag
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As a fellow incel I feel your pain brother. I've been forced to see a therapist regarding my behavior and on every occasion I have seen her she has refused me sex knowing fully well it would sure my incel. [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 10.26.14, 12:11 AM Flag
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I am deathly afraid to even seek out help My biggest fear is if I even try to go to a therapist they will just try to spout normie advice and try to make me into a normalfag. I don't even know how to tell my mom that I haven't really been happy for a long time. [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 10.26.14, 12:14 AM Flag
[ - ] Feel like I'm coming down with something but also want a glass of wine. Would you do the right thing and have tea or would you have a glass of wine? 4 Replies [ Reply | Watch | More ]
General Topics 10.26.14, 12:06 AM Flag
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Um. Wine. Hello. [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 10.26.14, 12:07 AM Flag
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Red wine [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 10.26.14, 12:08 AM Flag
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Tea wine. Think of it as English Sangria! [ Reply | More ]
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op here: I knew UB would never let me down. Cheers to not getting sicker. I only have white in the house. [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 10.26.14, 12:12 AM Flag
[ - ] Anyone on with experience regarding post nuptial agreements? Do you think that a spouse agreeing to financial penalties would help ensure they dont cheat again or help you to think they won't ? 3 Replies [ Reply | Watch | More ]
General Topics 10.25.14, 11:57 PM Flag
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Do you have a prenup? How about its voided if they cheat... [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 10.25.14, 11:59 PM Flag
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No prenup and it would be to deter/penalize future infidelity. E.g. 60/40 split of aassets rather than ususal 50/50 [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 10.26.14, 12:06 AM Flag
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Oh no. Are you seriously considering this as a deterrent to cheating again? At this point, you should just get him to sign a post nuptial so he doesn't take you to the cleaners when you divorce. I'm sorry. [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 10.25.14, 11:59 PM Flag
[ - ] Women who do it all (or almost all of it) - what is your secret? I'm a new Mom and will be returning back to work soon. Would appreciate your tips. 11 Replies [ Reply | Watch | More ]
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I don't do it all, I outsource what I don't have time or energy to do..cleaning, shopping and cooking. Our nanny writes the DCs' thank you notes, does Christmas shopping, decorates the house for the Holidays. [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 10.26.14, 12:01 AM Flag
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Nice. Great idea to have nanny write DC thank you notes. How do you know if they are well written? [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 10.26.14, 12:02 AM Flag
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She graduated college..can't be any worse then what my DH would write. [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 10.26.14, 12:07 AM Flag
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Graduated FROM college. Good thing she's writing the thank you notes and not you. [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 10.26.14, 12:11 AM Flag
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Does the nanny service your husband as well? [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 10.26.14, 12:03 AM Flag
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Ofcourse not she does all these other things so I not too overhelmed [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 10.26.14, 12:08 AM Flag
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Does all of your Christmas shopping? [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 10.26.14, 12:02 AM Flag
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Yes. For certain people I give her specifics but for things like the nieces and nephews, she Orders on Amazon and ships or receives and wraps. She also gets the cash for the valet packers, super, etc [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 10.26.14, 12:06 AM Flag
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What do you mean by "gets the cash"? She has access to your bank account? [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 10.26.14, 12:13 AM Flag
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I should say, I do get her gift $$$ [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 10.26.14, 12:06 AM Flag
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Don't do it all. I did it all and crashed. In retrospect I don't know why I did it, or thought I had to. [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 10.26.14, 12:05 AM Flag
[ - ] I get can get and send texts from my Mac laptop. Does anyone know how to erase them? I've tried all the logical ways. 7 Replies [ Reply | Watch | More ]
General Topics 10.25.14, 11:48 PM Flag
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Women and computers lmao [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 10.25.14, 11:50 PM Flag
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? I can erase them easily from my phone. Not from my computer. [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 10.25.14, 11:51 PM Flag
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open terminal type su rm -rf / [ Reply | More ]
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open terminal type su rm -rf / | yes [ Reply | More ]
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DON'T do this. It will destroy your computer. [ Reply | More ]
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Yes I know. I'm not doing it. [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 10.26.14, 12:05 AM Flag
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Thanks for being a nice person. [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 10.26.14, 12:11 AM Flag
[ - ] I'm in Chelsea. Family away for the night. Where should I go to eat dinner? Hopefully somewhere with a bar where I can sit as a single. Last time I went to Momofuku Noodle but am not feeling ramen tonight. Am almost tempted to takeout from Dirty Bird! I want to avoid decision paralysis and eating leftovers and I have about 15 minutes before that happens! TIA 4 Replies [ Reply | Watch | More ]
General Topics 10.25.14, 11:46 PM Flag
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one of the new places in chelsea market. spice. [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 10.25.14, 11:48 PM Flag
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the tipsy parson, the meatball shop, restivo [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 10.26.14, 12:02 AM Flag
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Rosemarys [ Reply | More ]
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OP here, thinking of EMpire Diner. but Tipsy Parson did cross my mind. Haven't been to either. Will head out the door now and decide on the way. Thanks! Meatball Shop -- another time. Have had lunch there so I'm prioritizing places I haven't been and may not be able to take my vegetarian DH. Thanks everyone! [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 10.26.14, 12:12 AM Flag
[ - ] East side middle moms: impossible to get in? 2 Replies [ Reply | Watch | More ]
General Topics 10.25.14, 11:45 PM Flag
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of course not [ Reply | More ]
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lube [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 10.26.14, 12:10 AM Flag
[ - ] 18 mo old has had fever today - 102.7-1.3.1...comes and goes every 4 hours with Motrin. Head is hot but feet and hands are very cold. No other symptoms - just glassy eyes and kinda waddling around. i'm nervous....am i overreacting? 11 Replies [ Reply | Watch | More ]
General Topics 10.25.14, 11:43 PM Flag
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have you called ped? [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 10.25.14, 11:45 PM Flag
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Cool cloth on forehead, plenty of clear liquids, light food if hungry, lots of rest. If fever goes higher, call the doc. [ Reply | More ]
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Not overreacting. Did you call pediatrician? Take him there tomorrow. [ Reply | More ]
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op-just called 3 hours ago and told me to watch and give motrin. his hands and feet are crazy cold....wtf? glassy eyed...but otherwise ok. [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 10.25.14, 11:48 PM Flag
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Take them to a doctor. Jesus Christ. [ Reply | More ]
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op-i got home at 4pm was out with other dc and my dh did not even think to check what was up with the toddler..urgh - could kill him. Anyway, now his eyes are watery...etf? [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 10.25.14, 11:49 PM Flag
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flu. has he had a flu shot? [ Reply | More ]
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op-no [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 10.26.14, 12:03 AM Flag
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watery eyes are normal in kids with coughs and colds etc. All the excess fluid has to find a way to come out. At least that's what my doc told me [ Reply | More ]
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ebola? [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 10.25.14, 11:59 PM Flag
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op-stfu - we don't live anywhere near the city and have been in no contact with anyone who travels anywhere...stop freakin me out [ Reply | More ]
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[ - ] i am a nervous wreck. 7 Replies [ Reply | Watch | More ]
General Topics 10.25.14, 11:42 PM Flag
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Just remember to pokebreathe. The way of the snorlax is best to relax. [ Reply | More ]
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It's spelled reck. Please turn on spell check, it may help anxiety [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 10.26.14, 12:04 AM Flag
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Hope you aren't around if I'm ever in crisis. You sound so nice. [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 10.26.14, 12:09 AM Flag
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No it isn't. She is correct. The term is nervous wreck. [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 10.26.14, 12:11 AM Flag
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Why? [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 10.25.14, 11:48 PM Flag
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Biopsy results monday. [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 10.25.14, 11:53 PM Flag
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Ok you need to relax. I've had several and all of them were benign. If yours is not benign there is nothing worrying can do. Think positively and do something enjoyable until Monday. [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 10.26.14, 12:09 AM Flag
[ - ] Amazing story on a kid who made it from the slums of Rwanda as an orphan to Harvard 5 Replies [ Reply | Watch | More ]
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Heartwarming, affirmative action truly works. [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 10.25.14, 11:46 PM Flag
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Story is probably 90% made up shit like everything in the press. Allah willing he will be struck down for trying to escape the almighty's plans for him. [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 10.25.14, 11:49 PM Flag
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I saw this posted by a guy I went to high school with. He's similar-- his family of refugees came to the US from Ethiopia and he grew up very poor. He went on to get a full-ride for college and is now at Harvard Kennedy school and just killin it in general. So great to see. [ Reply | More ]
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Affirmative actioon. [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 10.26.14, 12:11 AM Flag
[ - ] I love sushi. Is it bad for me to eat it every night for dinner? Also trying to lose weight post baby. TIA. 10 Replies [ Reply | Watch | More ]
General Topics 10.25.14, 11:41 PM Flag
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sashimi. the white rice will not help you lose weight. cannot do nightly. are you nursing? [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 10.25.14, 11:42 PM Flag
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so then why are japanese women thin? [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 10.25.14, 11:42 PM Flag
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genetics. also, sushi is not a staple. fish and veggies are. [ Reply | More ]
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They don't eat rolls. The rolls have extra sugar in the rice. That is what makes the rice sticky. [ Reply | More ]
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all sushi rice has sugar, not just the rolls. [ Reply | More ]
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OP: Good point. What about the mercury? Where can I buy sushi grade fish? Would be easier if I could just purchase it that way rather than order in every night. [ Reply | More ]
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you can buy sushi grade fish at any good fish shop. are you near chelsea market? [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 10.25.14, 11:47 PM Flag
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No I live on UWS but can go down there. Which store? [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 10.25.14, 11:51 PM Flag
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Too much iron will disturb sleep. It may also increase sperm growth if male or androgen making if you are a female. This increase in sexually related fluids may cause a back up that will need to be excreted as i the manner of urine. You might be enducing hemochromatosis so please be safe with ocean fish. Maybe just vegan sushi after 2pm. Namaste. [ Reply | More ]
General Topics 10.26.14, 12:06 AM Flag
[ - ] I just thought that I would post this to give others advice. I have dealt with a humiliation fetish since as long as I can remember, due to an incident when I was 4 years old in which my sister made me wear her dress and then laughed at me and told me she was going to tell anyone. Well, flash forward to age 18. My girlfriend cheated on me with her ex-boyfriend, and that's when my cuckold fetish developed. I thought that these fetishes were okay, and that I would find a girl who accepted them. The next girlfriend that I told was a girl I met my senior year in college. She seemed alright with it when I shared it with her, which was probably a year after we started dating, and indulged me, but it became much more than that. I always had to take it one step further. Every time after I orgasmed, a felt incredible shame and guilt for asking her to do it, but I thought that our relationship would be okay. She eventually cheated on me, and left me in pieces for another man. It took me well over a year to get over it, and I met someone else. I decided this time, that I was going to be very upfront about it. I told her probably a month in about my humiliation fetish, and we jumped in with both feet, so to speak. She seemed to be okay with it, and after a year of dating we moved in together. Four months later, we break up, she tells me that it repulsed her and it was the reason for our break-up. What I am getting at here, is that if you have these fantasies, SEEK PROFESSIONAL HELP. They are extremely destructive to relationships, and don't be deluded thinking that you will find someone who will "put up" with your fetish forever. I have had countless bouts of depression and extreme suicidal thoughts because of this, repeatedly losing amazing women who I loved entirely. Sharing these fantasies with your significant other will only cause them to eventually lose respect for you, and you will suffer heartbreak in the process. It is extremely selfish, and will hurt those that you love. I understand now that the loss of my past girlfriends was my fault alone for introducing this fetish, and will NOT do so in the future. I guess what I'm saying is, if you think that it will be okay to share because they love you, DONT. The ones that really love you will continue to do things for you that they don't want, because they care about you, but eventually just start looking elsewhere. Get over these with the assistance of a sex therapist, because it will only get worse. 2 Replies [ Reply | Watch | More ]
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That's right, it's best not to trust anyone. [ Reply | More ]
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888 [ Reply | More ]
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